SEO Bullshit

A cow or rather a bull standing on a green meadow.
A bull ready to create some bullshit!

Why do some claim that “SEO is bullshit”? I explain it here.

On a side note: I ranked top 5 for [seo bullshit] on Google.com for a while!

As of 2025 I still am in the top 10 for the term! Woohoo!

So I must be right haha!


Why do I explain “SEO bullshit”?

Originally my main competition was infamous provocateur Jason Calacanis.

He had been cited everywhere for saying:

“SEO is bullshit”.

Yet he’s nowhere to be found on the first page by now!

On the social Web you can raise hell and get attention by attacking vocal minorities.

Yes, in times of SEO 2.0 you can really say that SEO is bullshit! Hatebait like that works.

People get angry and spread the word about you then by voicing their opposition. “Any publicity is good publicity.”

You get a ton of links when you claim the SEO is ruining the Internet e.g.

Yet that’s not what I want to do here. I really prefer the poetic language so I want to use a metaphor: SEO is bullshit! Why?

Like real bullshit (manure) – you can create clean energy from – the SEO bullshit is not all bad.

Many websites are still bullshit if it comes to their user and search engine friendliness!

Thus I prefer optimized ones of course need some SEO bull to shit down on them.


Enough bullshit for a cash cow?

Enough SEO bullshit for your site can make it a cash cow.

Instead do something to improve the Web! Thus please clean up

  • your site structure
  • your internal links
  • your addresses
  • your titles
  • your h1, h2, h3 headlines

and so on and so forth. It’s not rocket science. Anybody can do it.


The elephant in the room

Then comes the real shit! SEO 2.0! If SEO is bullshit, SEO 2.0 is elephant shit! Basically you just need an elephant.

A great site is one metaphorically speaking. Then you need to feed it with tasty content. After that wait for huge chunks of shit.

You will see, it works – as everybody notices an elephant! Everybody will spread the word!

There’s an elephant in the neighborhood! Just look at the huge piles of elephant shit!

On a side note, I wonder what the SEOs from India have to say about that..


Don’t be afraid of dirty stinking SEO!

Do not be afraid of SEO bullshit! It might stink at the beginning but the money of your cash cow does not.

Then again: elephant shit is even greater, that’s why you should use some SEO 2.0!

Why do I have to use such graphic metaphors in the first place? Well, I want to outrank Jason Calacanis for SEO bullshit.

It’s the same guy who created a social news site that did not even work and then abandoned it.

Do you think such a loser can tell you anything about SEO?

Bullshit! In case you love the stink of fresh SEO bullshit, link to me! Even plain link farmers are welcome!

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