Have you ever read the Cornwall SEO blog? Me neither. Why?

Cornwall SEO Lyndon Antcliff aka Lyndoman offered 19 reasons why you should not read his SEO blog.

That’s way too few! I can easily surpass that!

Therefore I offer you not twice as many reasons not to read my SEO blog!

Hereby I offer you three times as many reasons to ignore this SEO blog altogether!

Absolutely legit reasons not to read this blog

Yes, that’s 57 reasons not to read my seo2.blog according to math:

1. My English is bad, as I’m a Pole living in Germany
2. I use no pictures, watch out or such search engine spiders (picture above) will get you!
3. I rank on top of Google for [seo bullshit]
4. I rank on top of Google for [google sucks]
5. I think about asking for a job at the Google anti-Spam team
6. I never visit SEO conferences like Lyndoman because I assume that I know more than the speakers
7. I wear a ridiculous hat on my avatar image
   
8. It’s not even me on that picture
9. I blog for fun not for cash
10. I offended Rand Fishkin at least twice
11. Nobody links to me besides the people that link to me anyway
12. I poke fun at SEO
13. I hate SEO thus only practice SEO 2.0
14. I’m Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer
15. I will take away your clients while you’re asleep
16. I love Iran!
17. I rank on top of Google for [i hate google]
18. I dismiss Reddit as full of haters
19. I fight haters
20. I dismiss Google search as dead
21. I do not even optimize my own SEO blog for any useful keyphrase, like [seo blog] e.g.
22. I use offensive language like “bullshit, fuck” in the first place
23. I let people flatter me in the comments although I know they only want a link
24. I offer free website reviews just to lure visitors and then need weeks to write them
25. I dismiss black hat SEOs along with SEO haters
26. I rank above you for best SEO company (your country)
27. I did beat Rand Fishkin and Matt Cutts – I’m still into SEO unlike them!
28. I will make you lose your job after people realize that in SEO 2.0 they do not need conventional SEO
29. I am an egoist, always beginning sentences with “I”
30. I can tell you 30 reasons why you should not read my blog
31. I will steal someone’s idea and make it twice as good
32. I am the best SEO blogger on the planet and look down on you
33. I wrote this at 33 years old and am still not rich and famous
34. I will kick your ass, been flaming for ten years on the net
35. I never met Angelina Jolie
36. I do not even drive a car because I spend all my money on organic food
37. My blog has more visitors than yours although it’s only 6 weeks old
38. I do not respect authorities
39. My posts have no dates
40. Life is too short to read SEO blogs anyway
41. I’m funnier than you and your crew!
42. I use dirty blogging tricks you never even heard of
43. I am too lazy to create my own WordPress theme
44. I am big in China, Russia, Iran and other rogue states (enemies of the US)
45. I can outrank you out of the blue if you annoy me
46. I never wore a tie in my entire life
47. I am not a business man and I do no marketing
48. I invent new terms that nobody else uses
49. I translate German idioms into English
50. I do no link exchange if you ask me to
51. I am too cool to buy links while you spend hundreds of $$$ for them
52. I do not check my blog’s domain authority (DA) and I laugh off those who do
53. I do not even depend on Google for my traffic
54. I have no ads on my blog, maybe the CIA pays me?
55. I am a populist
56. I am arrogant to the core
57. I suck!

Where are you now Lyndoman?!

You have to admit: You can’t compete with Mad Tad, the SEO destroyer!

Admit it! Come on! Or I will outrank you!