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  • The Inconvenient Truth about SEO

    One fine day my online friends Patrick Altoft and AJ Kohn were mad at Smashing Magazine for not getting SEO. Why? The popular Web design blog published an incisive piece misrepresenting search engine optimization under the ominous headline “the inconvenient…

  • Ignore SEO 2.0 Jobs for 3.5$/h

    Job adverts make me furious! That’s surprising as it’s difficult to annoy me these days. I’m over 40 now and not as easily infuriated anymore thanks to Zen meditation among others. Also I’m a Web professional for 20+ years now…

  • Blogging Advice: How to Tell Google that You Blog

    Google and its bots are stupid. They are not C3PO or R2D2 from Star Wars! They’re morons! Saying it in less offensive words: Google is disabled. It’s the proverbial Blind Five Year Old. Despite all the hyped “artificial intelligence” Google…

  • Internet Legends You Should Know

    You certainly know urban legends already. Stories, misconceptions and myths that sound enticing and thus get spread through gossip all over the place. Urban legends mostly proliferate where people use to meet for small talk, thus “urban”. The Internet is…

  • How (Not) to Pitch Me on Social Media

    With more than 100k+ followers on Pinterest, around 500 connections on LinkedIn and 7k+ on Twitter I guess I’m quite popular by now. For many years my social media popularity was largely ignored by most people. I did not receive…