Wow! More good ranking news: I ranked #4 for SEO bullshit on Google.com for a while!
My main competition was Jason Calacanis who had been cited everywhere for saying
“SEO is bullshit”.
Well, in times of SEO 2.0 you can really say that SEO is bullshit but that’s not what I want to do here. I really prefer the poetic language so I want to use a metaphor: SEO is bullshit!
Like real bullshit (manure) – you can create clean energy from – the SEO bullshit is not all bad.
As most websites are still bullshit if it comes to their user and search engine friendliness as I prefer to call it you of course need some SEO bull to shit down on them.
Enough bullshit for a cash cow?
Enough SEO bullshit for your site can make it a cash cow. Thus please clean up
- your site structure
- your internal links
- your addresses
- get the headlines right
- use h1, h2, h3 tags
and so on and so forth. It’s not rocker science. Anybody can do it.
The elephant in the room
Then comes the real shit! SEO 2.0! If SEO is bullshit, SEO 2.0 is elephant shit! Basically you just need an elephant.
A great site is one metaphorically speaking. Then you need to feed it with tasty content. After that wait for huge chunks of shit.
You will see, it works – as everybody notices an elephant! Everybody will spread the word!
There’s an elephant in the neighborhood! Just look at the huge piles of elephant shit!
On a side note, I wonder what the SEOs from India have to say about that…
Don’t be afraid
Do not be afraid of SEO bullshit! It might stink at the beginning but the money of your cash cow does not. But then again: Elephant shit is even greater, that’s why you should use some SEO 2.0!
Why do I have to use such graphic metaphors in the first place? Well, I want to outrank Jason Calacanis for SEO bullshit.
It’s the same guy who created a social news site that does not even work and is short of a breakdown all the time and then abandoned it.
Do you think such a loser can tell you anything about SEO? Bullshit! In case you love the stink of fresh SEO bullshit, link to me! Even plain link farmers are welcome!
Congrats on the ranking, be sure to let us know if it brings any traffic ;)
Until now it brought the same traffic as “seo tutorials”, “best seo company uk” and “greatest website in the world” so not bad overall, hehehe.
I smell success…
Thanks for the laugh!
Congrats on the ranking. I googled “bullshit seo” and got the 2nd position! Even better!
I guess this article worked a charm because when I search SEO bullshit on google.com your blog is number 1! What great SEO bullshit you must produce :)
Jason Calacanis is your competition? And for what? I am not so sure I would be proud of that :-)
Also, my advice is to add a Web 1.0 feature to your blog – a date stamp.
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Yeh Shit SEO can be shitty, its true, I guess it really depends on just how far you wanna take the SEO SPAM ! Shit SEO is never a good thing, I guess maybe in the future shit SEO will find its place in cyberspace. :OP
That was a really funny post that gave me a ROFLMAO moment… tee hee. Seriously though, I hope your ranking for SEO Bullshit stays at the top. ;)
Lol even after a year you rank no.1; actually very interested to know how you went about bringing your rank up so high!
Well i finally made it to no.1 on google for SHIT SEO,,,,,,,,, hahaha
hahah this post left me ROFL. People can hate on SEO all they want but it’s not going anywhere and it is very needed.
Was it hilarious!
Well it looks like you have shifted to no. 3 for Seo Bullshit. But it is still pretty good.
SEO is a big bullshit. There are too many so called bullshit who claims to be No.1.
i agree with you about that shit
Instead of “SEO is bullshit”,”Make Money online”is another bullshit,the BIG one.;)
Elephant shit over Bullshit! Real Shit.
Really Great I agree with some Commenter and this one is really beneficial for me and my sites. Thanks for sharing
You are right seo is not bull shit anymore its now Elephant’s Shit. Every website owner need to have a lot of this shit to succeed.
Hmm, layers of SEO bullshit. Sure, SEO with basic structure (I would add bandwidth optimization there), SEO 2 for backlinks, and SEO 3 for “rich content and high value backlinks”….SEO 3 would be the hard part, for sure.
It may web 1.0 or web 2.0 what ever, if we follow some basic things in SEO definitely we can make some good results.