Google Newspeak Glossary: Manual Action in Commercial Relationships

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Anonymous thug practicing manual action in a commercial relationship.

Many words hide things!

In linguistics we call such terms euphemisms.

Euphemisms are often made up words that are meant to hide the real (in most cases negative) meaning of existing terms.

Often the terms used are also real words or idioms (sayings) but used in a hideous way.

When you use such hidden meaning words on purpose and systematically it’s called Newspeak.

How does Google use Newspeak and what does it actually mean?

What does Google say when hiding behind made up expressions?

Euphemism Examples: Killing in the Name of

What is an euphemism example?

The US government speaks of “targeted killings” e.g!

It is basically an assassination which in turn is simply murder.

As you’ll see there are often several levels of camouflage!

This way you can make a horrific thing sound quite nice.

Such terms are often used by governments and corporations.

The more obnoxious a government or corporation the worse the linguistic fall out.

Listen to he Google Overlords Who Rule the Web!

You may have noticed that Google has also become one of the most active creators of euphemisms!

Over the years their language use became worse despite being “just” a corporation.

Just listen to the Google overlords who rule the Web. Their double-tongued talk is awful!

World renowned dystopian author George Orwell called such language as “Newspeak”.

Newspeak is often difficult to even notice and ultimately also very hard to understand.

Thus I decided to provide an Google Newspeak glossary for all those who want to grasp it!

Here are the real meanings behind the cryptic announcements by the Internet giant.

In case you still don’t know what manual action in commercial relationships means read on.

The glossary structure is as follows:

  1. first the Google euphemism
  2. what it probably sounds like for most people
  3. what the more official term was until now
  4. what it actually means plus an example of actual usage.
Google NewspeakWhat most people think it meansFormerly known asWhat it really meansExample
manual actionhand jobpenaltybanwe have taken manual action
commercial relationshipsprostitutionpaid inclusionpaid linkscommercial relationships ensure quality
paid linksprostitutiontext link adsads from Google competitorsReport paid links to Google
privacypornencrypted searchpay for dataenhanced privacy
sunsettingsex on the beachclosing downfailureGoogle Wave sunsetting
penguin[too many outrageous sexual meanings]over optimizationSEOPenguin update
removingtrashingdeletingcensorshipGoogle removes millions of links

Are there more Google terms we need to translate?

We want to make sure most people do not mistake them for sexual metaphors.

Tell me in the comment section below and “leave a reply”!

Don’t forget to add the translation too!

Btw. Do you also practice manual action in commercial relationships?

You dirty rascal! I knew you were into manual action etc.!

Do you also like oral action? Read this as well!