Funny SEO Techniques for Lazy Bloggers

Close up on a giraffe with a funny looking face. There is a prefect blue sky in the back.

Most traditional SEO techniques are boring.

Even worse: SEO is actual work in most cases.

I’m lazy like hell. I wish I had a 4 hour work week or something.

Other people automate everything yet I hate this guy Chad.

Yeah, that Chad G. Pea Tee everybody talks about is annoying like hell!

Others outsource to some overseas sweatshops. Yet I’m too ethical to do that.

As a blogger I still want to write myself. Can humor actually work?

Does humor still work on the Web?

The era of funny memes might be over already. Why?

Google hates humor! Everything that’s sound funny is also considered unreliable and thus borderline fake.

Their consensus mechanism ensure nothing that is too outlandish shows up on top of results or answers.

Yes, also think PAA questions or AI Overviews. The “eat rocks” debacle was quite memorable!

Yet The Onion gets outranked by some local newspapers you’d never even know exist!

So how can you make humor work for SEO?

You can use funny SEO techniques that make people engage.

Do not make the content itself too funny though!

Funny SEO techniques

As the lazy blogger I am I had to come up with something else over the years.

Yes, these here are actually funny SEO techniques that worked for me or others instead.

I came up with a few ridiculous ideas.

I’d like to present you the dirty dozen of funny SEO techniques!

Use them at your own peril and make sure Google does not notice!

Seek enlightenment in a Korean monastery or just hire a Korean SEO named Seo.
Use a funny name for your blog, something like SEOctopus.
Wear a funny hat! It does not have to be a sombrero, any hat hat that is huge enough will do.
Employ comics like Dilbert or Ranked Hard to spread your message.
Use a ridiculous medium nobody else would ever use in your niche. Ever heard of the Life after death quilts?
Use only most insane language in your writings.
Become one with your audience (by commenting yourself on your blog posing as different people).
Insert funny sounding typos into your content to improve your copy biting skills.
Use spell checkers in creative ways, that will defiantly improve the quality of your content.
Ridicule cat bloggers who pose as experts for different species.
Spice up your blog posts with some political correct sexism when mansplaining things.
Make your readers actually smell what you are talking about you link horny bastards!
Uncover open secrets and then disclose them as if they were “closed” ones. Don’t tell others about this secret technique!
Polarize your audience by kidding and make them talk back on social media.
Insert numbers in your post headline but then make sure not to stick with them.
Be contrarian! While at it make sure to offend the right people. Those who deserve it!
Avoid dropping purple cows out of helicopters! Go vegan metaphorically as well. Come up with vegan memes!
Ridicule yourself! People will love you for that! People feel better with jerks around than they do with kings.
Start a friendly feud with a well known authority in your niche and never let go! Lyndon, I’ll get you sooner or later!
When nothing else helps try some geekiness. Added Star Wars always help. Or get abducted by aliens!