Top 10 Benefits of Speaking at Search Engine Conferences

Top 10 Benefits of Speaking at Search Engine Conferences

One day instead of working I went to SES Hamburg (a leading search engine conference, a side note for the uninitiated) to have some fun. I showed off my fair trade Panama hat (yes, I tricked you, I don’t actually…

SEM (Scanning Electron Microscopy) Demand Skyrockets

SEM (Scanning Electron Microscopy) Demand Skyrockets

Google Trends is a wonderful tool to find out what the market really demands. One problem is ambiguity though. It happens when a term means more than one thing. It happens to acronyms quite often. I compared SEM to SEO…

Top 10 Most Known Internet Lies Translated

Did you notice that on the Web some words never mean what they sound like or were intended to mean in real life or when first coined? Some terms and expressions just do not reflect what they were meant for…

Google Clean Up of Fakes: Most Likely Ban Candidates

Google Clean Up of Fakes: Most Likely Ban Candidates

Reportedly Google plans to clean up the Web of fakes which are publicized to gain attention and links. Google “Head of Spam” Matt Cutts has been cited as saying that Google will “penalize” websites that use fakes or lies for…

10 Most Obvious Benefits of Twitter

10 Most Obvious Benefits of Twitter

SEO 2.0 is by now known as the best possible combination of using search social media blogging to achieve prominence online. Now how does Twitter usage fit in there? I tried to use Twitter properly that means both to the advantage…

7 Completely Insane Black Hat SEO 2.0 Techniques

As we all know all SEO is bullshit, evil and spam. As an SEO 2.0 evangelist I recently thought about some black hat SEO 2.0 techniques for an increasingly mad world. Of course all the 7 completely insane black hat…

How to Blog: 7 Writing for Blogs Guidelines that Define Blogging

Many people just don’t get the differences between websites and blogs or more specifically between news sites and blogs. You can have a WordPress based site posting daily the latest news and it still won’t be a blog. How to…

Zen Master Seo-ing Singsun About SEO, Enlightenment and Authority Links

Zen Master Seo-ing Singsun About SEO, Enlightenment and Authority Links

Zen master Seo-ong Sangsun is the closest to my dream appearance Tonight I had a dream. In the dream Zen master Seo-ing Singsun spoke to me. I could even ask him some questions. I was also able to memorize some…

What is SEO 2.0? Add Your Definition Now!

Soon I will truly redefine SEO. Not just upgrade to version 2.0, I will redefine SEO as a whole! Thus I want to know how well my propaganda and brain washing techniques have worked until now. I want you to…

How I Outranked Matt Cutts for the Term SEO in 7 Easy Steps

How I Outranked Matt Cutts for the Term SEO in 7 Easy Steps

Do you remember Matt Cutts? This famous cat blogger with the ugly WordPress theme? He now works for the Pentagon on cyber-warfare. Yes, I know he is only famous because he worked at Google a few years and he could…

Sweetest Fight Ever: Hot Chocolate vs White Sugar

Sweetest Fight Ever: Hot Chocolate vs White Sugar

Do you remember how I defeated Lyndon of Cornwall SEO last time? Now he attempts a comeback on the link baiting scene. No chance man, White Sugar, formerly known as Mad Tad the SEO Destroyer is still the monarch! So…

All I really need to know about SEO 2.0, I learned in kindergarten

All I really need to know about SEO 2.0, I learned in kindergarten

A Guide for Online Leadership Photo Credit: Carf  These are the things I learned: Share everything Play fair Don’t hit people Put things back where you found them Clean up your own mess Don’t take things that aren’t yours Say…

Bonsai Blogging: How to Fail with Social Media

Bonsai Blogging: How to Fail with Social Media

You might not be interested in succeeding with social media. Boosting traffic, being bookmarked, getting new visitors, increasing your number of subscribers and AdSense revenues might all conflict with your blog’s growth plan. If you prefer to stay away from this…

Blogging for World Domination

Blogging for World Domination

Do you remember the bad guy from the early James Bond movies? The one with the white cat? Blofeld was his name. Do you really want to become a popular blogger? You must aim for world domination! Imagine yourself to…

After Blogging Success: New Frontiers

After Blogging Success: New Frontiers

Success as most people define it (popularity) has one disadvantage: once it’s there, you take it for granted and get bored! With social media and blogging once your content gets shared daily even when you do not publish something you…

Interview With Myself

Hello world! My name is Tad Chef of the world famous SEO 2.0 blog. Now I present to you my first audio post*. I call it an „interview with myself“. Interviews are a vital way to make people disclose information…

How I Increased my Traffic by 11259.7% in 3 Months in 10 Easy Steps

How I Increased my Traffic by 11259.7% in 3 Months in 10 Easy Steps

I was just playing around with Web analytics tools and happened to click on my Compete.com stats. There I realized that my traffic increased by 11259.7% (no mistake here) compared to a year earlier. In fact I did not believe…

Best Search Engine According to Google

Google needs SEO to rank in Google! Why? Let me explain. I read numerous posts about the Google optimization parody “What if Google had to design their user interface for Google?”. It’s both funny and sad and that’s why the…

Bloggers Block? How about Inspiration Overflow!

Many bloggers write about the so called bloggers block. It happens when a blogger just doesn’t know what to write or lacks the motivation to do it. I have a different problem most of the time! It’s the exact opposite…

Why You Shouldn’t Read my SEO Blog

Why You Shouldn’t Read my SEO Blog

Have you ever read the Cornwall SEO blog? Me neither. Cornwall SEO Lyndon Antcliff aka Lyndoman offers just 19 reasons why you should not read his SEO blog. I can easily surpass that! Therefore I offer you not twice as…