7 Completely Insane Black Hat SEO 2.0 Techniques

As we all know all SEO is bullshit, evil and spam. Thus I came up with seven completely insane black hat SEO 2.0 techniques for an increasingly mad world.

How can you rise above the noise level? Sometime soyu have to be even louder.

Of course all the 7 completely insane black hat SEO 2.0 techniques here are totally crazy, unlawful and will make the US army annihilate your block as an “Al Qaeda stronghold” so use them at your own risk.

  1. Sell ad space on your behind especially if you are a sexy blogging geek model
  2. Make up a completely crazy story and make all the major global media report it
  3. Give away your a-list blog for free, go to the woods to write and refuse to pay taxes
  4. Provoke a spontaneous human self-combustion of yourself and put it on YouTube
  5. Sue Google! Or even better, sue Google, Facebook, Amazon and Apple at once!
  6. Stalk Kim Kardashian [or insert your favorite celebrity here] and then let her bodyguards beat you up in front of cameras
  7. Jump off a capsule in the stratosphere without dying while at it and make sure to document everything

Btw. did I tell you that at least four of these SEO 2.0 publicity stunts have been successfully performed already, two of them recently? Can you guess which ones of these?