7 Completely Insane Black Hat SEO 2.0 Techniques

As we all know all SEO is bullshit, evil and spam. As an SEO 2.0 evangelist I recently thought about some black hat SEO 2.0 techniques for an increasingly mad world.

Of course all the 7 completely insane black hat SEO 2.0 techniques here are totally crazy, unlawful and will make the US army annihilate your block as an “Al Qaeda stronghold” so use them at your own risk.

  1. Sell ad space on your behind especially if you are a sexy blogging geek model
  2. Make up a completely crazy story and make all the major global media report it
  3. Give away your a-list blog for free and go to the woods
  4. Provoke a spontaneous human self-combustion of yourself and put it on YouTube
  5. Sue Google!
  6. Stalk Paris Hilton and then let her bodyguards beat you up in front of cameras
  7. Take a cow on a flight with a helicopter and then throw it down

Btw. did I tell you that at least four of these SEO 2.0 publicity stunts have been successfully tried already, two of them recently? Can you guess which ones of these?